Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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