Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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