just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So much Jack, so little girl.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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