I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
