my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The air taste purple.
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