If i come over, it means nothing
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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