why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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