sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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