i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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