Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
