I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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