Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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