now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The air taste purple.
Randomize
