he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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