i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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