He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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