I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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