Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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