What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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