Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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