But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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