McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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