I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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