And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My dick has a subreddit
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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