we have officially lost it.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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