i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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