I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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