Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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