I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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