So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In America we eat man semen.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize