They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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