absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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