she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Randomize
