i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she pinky promised me she was 18
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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