Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Randomize
