did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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