i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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