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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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