i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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