how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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