He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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