At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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