Kiss
Puke
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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