It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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