do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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