I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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