Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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