Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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