Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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