Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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